ursona:

i wont be posting on here anymore!

ursona:

i wont be posting on here anymore!

i wont be posting on here anymore!

Say Anything - Slumming It With Johnny
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me: *walks up to a group of middle schoolers skateboarding*
me: lemme show you a trick or two
middle schoolers: *hand me a board*
me: this one's called stealing
me: *runs away with it*

heatoise:

*sees a cat*

me: holy shit

dear gays

mindfang:

if jesus was here,right now what would he say? well He would probably say “why do i look so white in all these paintings” but,